Showing posts with label Pele. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pele. Show all posts

Monday, 12 November 2012

Things that will happen if Pele/Maradona become FIFA's president


Think for a while … what do you think could have happened if one of these 2 crazy headed people in Pele and Maradona became the president of FIFA? Here I satirically look at the possible things that could happen if Pele or Maradona become the president of FIFA….


Things that may happen if Pele becomes the president of FIFA …

1) Every single Brazilian youngster will be officially nicknamed as the 'New Pele'.


2) Shortage of DVD, and possibly FIFA will record financial loss due to high expense of making DVDs. We all know how Pele thinks about himself as the best. And few days back he promised Messi of sending a 'free' DVD of Pele’s goals so that Messi can see and learn from PELE. And when PELE will become the president of FIFA, he will make sure that every single player in this world gets his DVD for free to watch and learn. (...a very big number..right? ).

3) Maradona will get legal notice because of the 'Hand of God' goal, hence will be excluded from FIFA honorary list

4) Calling someone as 'Legend' without 3 world cups and 1000+ goals will be considered as a crime by FIFA.

5) The name 'Pele' will be patented as Pele's parent's product.

6) Pele will return from retirement, and as a part of morning exercise he will score 100 goals in a mini goalpost, and they will be counted. So he will forever be the top scorer of all time.






Things that may happen if Maradona becomes the president of FIFA …
1) Pele will be labeled as a psycho, hence he can't attend/comment on anything about football
2) Aguero, as he is Maradona’s son-in-law, will be allowed to play for any club Aguero wants, and he will be allowed to change club whenever he wants, clubs can't say no to him. Furthermore, wages should be as what Aguero asks for, not what the club decide.
3) All Argentine players will have to consult with Maradona before transfer, and clubs will have to take whoever he recommends.
4) Officially no tactics can be involved in game. Coaches can smoke HAVANA cigars in VIP box.
5) Messi will be declared as 2nd best player of all time just behind Maradona himself, Pele won’t even be there on the top 100 players of all time list.


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Wednesday, 12 September 2012

Neymar's Europe Trip...


By Faisal Uddin.

Neymar; another talent from Brazil. And, of course, as a Brazilian you will expect him to be more hyped (player like ‘Phenomenal Ronaldo, ‘Beast Carlos’, ‘Elastico Ronaldinho’ can be thanked for this).


For a long time, we are hearing a possible move of Neymar to Europe. Now, let’s see how he will fit, and which Europe league…

At first I will rule out any move of Neymar to Italy and Germany – Clubs in countries just don’t have the money to buy him (Bayern do, but they have already spent a lot of money this summer and it is unlikely that they will spend around 65mE on another player). Even if they do, there is a very slight chance that Neymar would go there, especially with Clubs like Real and Barca’s interest in him.

Now, onto the Premier League.

Only 2 Clubs in this league have the money to sign Neymar; Chelsea and Manchester City (though, both unlikely to sign him as City have spent a lot over the past few years and Chelsea spent a lot this year – and FFP comes into play in a year’s time). If he joins one of these Clubs, however, I believe that he will initially struggle and will take time to settle to the physicality of the Premier League.

Many may argue that players like David Silva, Mata and Cazorla didn’t take any time to settle to the game in England, so Neymar can too. Well, here we need to consider the position they are playing in. The former two are midfielders, and Neymar is an attacker – someone who makes a lot of box runs to score goals.

The battle in midfield is to win the ball, but the tackles in the box area are really the hard ones which the defenders execute as the last attempt to stop the attacker. This kind of last attempt tackle is usually done with full force, whereas the tackles in midfield aren’t as hard as this.

This is not to say that Neymar won’t succeed in the Premier League – in fact, he will. But it will take him some time to settle to the League and do what he does best – make runs inside the box from the left and score.

The best move for Neymar, at this point of time, would be in Spain. Why? Not because of Real Madrid and Barcelona, but this league is somehow similar to Brazilian League; less physical, lots of passing, quick build-up, few direct/aerial balls.



Now the question is which Club: Real Madrid or Barcelona?

Real Madrid

Real Madrid’s name comes automatically at first because of their past history to get star players. However, if reports are to be believed, a move to Real Madrid seems unlikely now after Santos refused to sell him to the Galacticos after Perez’s hastiness.

Anyways, if Santos do change their mind and sell Neymar to Real Madrid, I believe that he will have to adjust his playing style a lot in order to gel into Real’s quick-attacking style of play.

Neymar keeps the possession of the ball for a long time; this habit of his sometimes interrupts the flow of game. Mourinho just won’t tolerate this, we all saw how Cristiano changed under Mourinho – ‘The Only one’ won’t let the flow of game to be disturbed just for the sake of some dribbling, even if they are jaw dropping.

And, of course, Neymar will have to forget about his love for the smell of ‘Grass’, Mourinho has allergy with grass – the way Cristiano and Di Maria have reduced their diving habits under Mourinho is a testament to that.

There is another problem. Neymar has a habit of going down to almost wing position to collect the ball and then run fast towards goal. Can you people guess who does that at Real Madrid? Yes, you are right; it’s Cristiano Ronaldo - the Complete Package.

So, it’s very, very unlikely that Neymar will actually move to Real Madrid till Mourinho is in charge. And even if he does, he will have to make a huge change in his style of play and even then he will have to play second fiddle to Cristiano.

Barcelona

As of now, a move to Barca seems like the most likely thing to happen with some reports even claiming that a deal has already been accepted between the two Clubs and Neymar would move to the Catalan Club in the summer of 2013.

If he does moves to Barca, here is what I think would be the result.

Barcelona have a slower game play. Their key thing is keeping possession. They do back pass and circulate the ball among them just to keep the ball; sometimes, in this sense, Neymar’s habit of keeping ball won’t disturb the flow of their game too much.

As a Brazilian, he is good in tiki-taka style and if you have seen him play for Santos, you would know that he is a very good passer of the ball.

First problem he will face is smaller circle to play than he is used to in Santos. As I mentioned before, he has a habit of going down and collect the ball and make sole run towards the goal. This habit of him won’t be accepted in Barcelona, simply because Barca are more efficient with Xavi and Iniesta collecting the ball and spraying it around or making a defense-splitting through-ball.

Some people may argue Messi too does this kind of run, but so far from my observation Messi doesn’t go that down as Neymar, and he does some passing during his run. And also, Messi is Messi – the biggest fish in Barca, Neymar has a long way to go to reach his level.

Second problem will be the little Magician, Messi. Neymar can’t play as main attacker in Barcelona as long Messi is on pitch – just ask Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Virtually I feel there is no main attacker in Barcelona except Messi, all others seems to be playing in a supportive role in order to get the best out of their best man.

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Messi’s unbelievable skills and records gave him this privilege. So, Neymar will also have to be in supportive role, which of course will limit his freedom and reduce those dazzling dribbling in the D-box area.

In recent history, we saw many great strikers failed to play the supportive role (especially in Barca) – when their freedom reduced. As I have mentioned above, Ibrahimovic failed to do so and David Villa took a lot of time to adjust to that role.

So only time will tell how Neymar will play the supporting role. It’s a big question, so big that it can determine his future in Barcelona if he moves.

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